Presenting a newer face to the place,

 If you ask real nice,

And promise a vice,

 she’s the sorta dame

Who might say it twice!

Granted it will be dripped in spice

With a delivery as cold as ice!

After a lifetime I'm California, 

exiled from the church, 

A former Roller Derby bruiser,

She has traded in her skates, 

To use her hips to temp the fates, 

 rest assured shes not worried 

about the pearly gates! 

Bumps and grinds so Devine, 

St Peter might even change his mind!

Have no fear 

This heartfelt heathen has come

To highlight hinies and hyperbole!

Pay attention now;

she'll wiggle her bits and shake her hips,

give her your attention,

Presenting a burlesque of fantastical proportions....

It's! Rita MyLips